On an island in paradise far far away, Steve and Audrey met in passing as captains. He went scuba diving with her. She went sailing with him. They toured the Caribbean, Red Sea, Indian Ocean, and Central American waters. She took him to art museums in Europe, he took her swimming with whale sharks in the Sea of Cortez. They live together on a sailing yacht, spending mornings with the sea turtles, and evenings with the pirates.

LET'S PARTY LIKE A PIRATE